.. but, ya had to know Wonkette would be watching the headlines today for "Card" puns.
i.e. Bush shuffles aides, Card out as chief of staff [Reuters]
Not Showing His Cards [Politics Extra]
Card Folds, Bush Draws To the Inside [The Nation]
Card Shuffled [Patriot Ledger]
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