With A Name Like "Card," He's Probably Used To 'Em..

.. but, ya had to know Wonkette would be watching the headlines today for "Card" puns.

i.e. Bush shuffles aides, Card out as chief of staff [Reuters]
Not Showing His Cards [Politics Extra]
Card Folds, Bush Draws To the Inside [The Nation]
Card Shuffled [Patriot Ledger]