Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Does Milwaukee Journal's Tim Cuprisin Want To Be On Bill O'Reilly?

Looks that way...

"The followers of that supposed "War on Christmas" thing being pushed in prime time by Fox News Channel mud-wrestler-in-chief Bill O'Reilly will be surprised by the card that came from the news channel's press office. It has the evil words "Happy Holidays" emblazoned across the front. Oh, the anti-Christmas horror of it all!" - Tim Cuprisin, Milwaukee Journal-Sentinal

I'll save you the click. Inside Fox News Channel's press office's "Happy Holidays" card is a funny version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," including these verses:

All of the other networks used to laugh and call Fox names.
Oh how the media darlings thought they'd win the ratings game.
'Til one foggy winter's day, Nielsen came to say:

"Fox News with your shows so bright, you will lead the pack tonight."

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