Tim Hunter's Humor

Tim, for 20 years, was a comedian and the morning show producer at KLSY, Seattle. Now, he's writing material for Leno and screen writing for a living. But, his left over jokes end up on his web site:

Gasoline prices are at an all-time high. According to a new survey, 84% of drivers say they don't trust their car to the man who wears the star.

Today in Los Angeles, two armed men held up an armored car. They didn't take any money: they siphoned the gas out of the armored car!

To put it into perspective: a gallon of gas is rapidly approaching what Starbucks charges for a cup of coffee!

JK Rowling has announced the name of her next Harry Potter book: "Harry Potter and the Palmeiro Syringe."

People are still talking about that guy who jumped from the upper deck at Yankee stadium. Not that he jumped: they're just amazed it wasn't Yankee owner George Steinbrenner.

Courtney Love has supposedly failed a drug test. Major League Baseball has suspended her for 10 days.

A man in Simi Valley, California, was arrested the other night when the car alarm on a Toyota Camry was going off... and he turned the alarm off by firing three shots into it. Finally, someone brave enough to do what we were all thinking and this is his reward?

A 104-year-old man and a 103-year-old woman in Japan claim to be the world's oldest living married couple. They plan to celebrate their new title by going on a three-day trip to the kitchen.