Beauty and the Geek Beats Miss Universe

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Steep ratings slide for 'Miss Universe'
Off 14 percent: How much longer can American beauty pageants survive on the networks?

In all reality, it's 'Beauty and the Geek.'

As Michael O'Malley said during our Atlantic City talent seminar last October: "Real is in, Ideal is out as Austin Powers burlesques the perfect spy of the previous generation, James Bond."